Friday, April 07, 2006

What's your seduction style?

So MattA was bragging about his seduction prowess and with fear and trepidation I took the challenge not exactly thinking that my seduction, such as it has been, has any real style, and probably owes more to alcohol than a game plan. But Matt's charisma obviously charmed me into ticking those little boxes,even over the ether and ...I rule!!!! (Or the generators of said test are in the ego building business but...)

If only I'd know this sooner! Only joking Mr Flower!!!




Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover



You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires.

And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek.

You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships.

It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is.



So go on try it all you lovely lovers out there! (Sorry all went a bit 70's disco poptastc there mate!)

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Wish list


I wish I could blog in a maximum of three paragraphs and wasn't given to rambling, on and on and on and on.

I wish I could produce witty and erudite reviews of arthouse movies or live theatre that really captures the zeitgeist of the moment (or could even use zeitgeist correctly).

I wish misery didn't exist and that it didn't compel me to try and eat my own body weight in chocolate, custard creams or Macdonald's so-called food.

I wish, just sometimes, that I could run away and do something daring or maybe scandelous ...but I never would.

I wish God would hurry up with me so I didn't wish things like the above. But instead dare to live in a more out there way for God.

I wish I could play my guitar without practising or that I practiced.

I wish wine/beer/gin/vodka/champagne wasn't so nice or that non-alcoholic wine/etc was nicer.

I wish I had enough money to develop some amazing barns near my home into an awesome Grand Designs type home and retreat space.

I wish computers didn't hate me.

I wish my friends and I weren't so busy and that we could play more. Growing up sucks.

Oh yeah, and I wish getting old didn't have to mean losing your value to society.